i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
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