Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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