Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
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Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
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you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
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