She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
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just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
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For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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