I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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