just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
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