grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
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We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
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As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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