its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
this just has baby written all over it
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
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Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
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Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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