I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I love you. Go after that dick
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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