You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
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HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
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Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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