Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
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This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
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Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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