can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
she pinky promised me she was 18
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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