Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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