The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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