Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
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she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
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I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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