Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
Randomize
