Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
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is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
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Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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