I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
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yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
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Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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