I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
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Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
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By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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