There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Randomize
