Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
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Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
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I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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