I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
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Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
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how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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