if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
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You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
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This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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