She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
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