Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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