My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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