going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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