How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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