so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
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You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
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I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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