i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
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I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
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I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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