is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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