now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
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A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
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Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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