Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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