Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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