I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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