I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
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She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
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Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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