I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
areolas are like halos for boobs.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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