We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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