Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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