so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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