question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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