You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
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i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
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I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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