we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
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