I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Did you pee in the oven last night??
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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