I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
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