yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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