I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
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