Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
nutella sex= disaster
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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