i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
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do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
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Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?