doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
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The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
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Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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