Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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