I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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