Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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