ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Randomize
