covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Still dying that you shit outside
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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