Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Barsexuality is the new black.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
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i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
third nipple confirmed
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Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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