He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Sober January is a disaster.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
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I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
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yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I got inside last night via doggy door
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
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