I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Randomize
