This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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