i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
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I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
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Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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