um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
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walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
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I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
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