But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
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Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
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I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.