I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
i've created a new STD.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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